THIS PRECIOUS BABY
woah
EVERY BODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS
Everyone needs Laverne cox to come to their house and spit truth in front of the mirror
Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?
Our birthday never gets celebrated so why should anyone else be celebrated?
OH SHIT.
Target is about to be the main antagonist y'all
IT’S 3 IN THE MORNING AND I LITERALLY SCREAMED.
Please do not scream in our stores at 3 AM.
TARGET DON’T CENSOR ME LIKE THIS, PLEASE.
Listen, Shannon, you need to stop screaming. Go yell in walmart
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
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